Christine O’Donnell – reporting live from Dodgers Stadium (September 14, 2014)
LOS ANGELES – Police arrest child for throwing a paper airplane that caused the Dodgers historically pitiful 19-3 loss to the Giants Saturday night.
Witnesses say three-year-old Dane Hepp mischievously threw a massive paper plane toward the field in the 8th inning of the game confusing and distracting players.
“Did you see the size of that paper plane? Who wouldn’t be distracted,” Yasiel Puig said.
“There were a lot of people throwing paper planes during the game, but the extra large one, that’s why we lost so horribly,” catcher Tim Federowicz said.
Baby Hepp was charged with disorderly conduct and booked at Van Nuys Jail shortly after 11:00 p.m.. We reached out to his father, the man who some say made that massive plane, but he declined to comment. Still, reporters say he chortled when asked about his son’s amazing strength.